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The Tromboner and his Boner
Trombony Tristan has been using this 'bone since he was younger than he is now, and has so far not felt the need to get a new one. He is very pleased to find out that now he has picked up the instrument again, he can easily reach the seventh position, which is just much too big a stretch for an eleven year old.
He is a little worried about his Slide-O-Mix trombone lubricant beginning to run out, fearing that he might have to revert to spitting on it during performances. He finds this a terrible waste, since he’d much rather spit on other things. The company that built this trombone also builds motorcycles, and in fact this trombone can easily double as an alternative motorcycle exhaust.
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